Ninja Holidays

Greetings Eartlings

How are we this fine April day?

Good I assume. I assumer so since it was sunny here today, however in your particular location it may not have been sunny. But either way I hope you had a good day.

Well, only one more school day until the end of term and quite frankly I cannot wait, not that I'm incredibly busy hanging out with friends but because I get one massive two week long lie-in. You can always tell how close the holidays are by how tired and lethargic everyone at school is. I have no idea how we're going to fair when we go out into the big wide world where we don't get massive holidays three times a year. I think it may not go well. But still, that a long way off and this holiday is much closer and more immediate. It actually managed to sort of sneak up on me, without me really noticing that the Easter holidays were coming up. Like I noticed the Easter Eggs arriving on the shelves and saw all the hot cross buns, but my brain just never made the connection that with chocolate eggs comes the Easter holidays. Strange that.


Anyway, enough of my philosophy of ninja holidays, although they're getting closer today is a much more relevant topic, considering today actually is the aforementioned day. So I woke up this morning to find yet more sun in the sky which instantly put me in a good mood. That really didn't last long once I remembered  that I had a Chemistry practical first thing. As it turned out, it wasn't that bad. Just measuring temperatures and stuff and calculating stuff. I finished pretty early allowing me and Josh to pop over to Sainsburys whilst having a good old natter. Then I had a free period, discussing dubstep remixes of stuff. Then break, then a Physics practical, which didn't go as well as the Chemistry one, it was a really fiddly weird practical and I don't think I did very well. Then I had yet another free period which resulted in me pretty much running up to Sainsburys after Tom and Harry and nearly dying of heat exhaustion on the way. It was bloody hot. Anyway, we bought some food and drinks before heading back to school to sit on some benches outside and eat. Was really nice sitting in the sun, was a bit of a bugger having to wear a suit though.

Meh, I got over that once I got home and shoved on some shorts and t-shirt, before realizing my body still isn't acclimatised to warm weather and sat inside in the shade instead.

Right I'm off

Later Dudes and Dudettes xxx

Sexy Legs

Good Evening And Welcome To Wednesday Night News


In the news today, stuff happened, now over to the weather with mysteriously similar other person.


Thank you also mysteriously similar other news person.

So the weather today was FREAKING AWESOME. It was like way sunny and stuff with highs of roughly 23°C. Which of course means it was warm enough for the wearing of shorts. Wow, look how pale and weird my legs look. Ladies, please contain yourself, they're just leg, sexy sexy legs but legs nevertheless. Seriously though, I should be a leg model or something. Is leg modeling a thing? If it isn't I'm so making it a thing. What with my sexy legs I could be like a super model and then use my influence in the world of leggage to gradually increase my influence until I'm ruler of the world. Ahem... I didn't say any of that, you just imagined it *shifty-eyes*.


So as you can imagine today was rather warm and sunny with a very strong summery feel. I liked that, liked it a lot. It was also great that I finished school at half 12 so that I could go and jam for a bit in the garden. My Mum also a bought a fire bowl which is rather snazzy. I've been making fires in it all after noon. I'm not entirely sure why, since it was hot enough already, I guess I was just trying to fight fire with fire. Screw logic, who needs it?


But alas, before I could go and frolic in the bounties of Summer, I had to go to school *boo* *hiss*. That revolved around a bizarre assembly revolving around a builder who was clever to put some heavy stuff on a trolley thing so that it was easier to move, then I had Chemistry where I learnt like a massive amount again. Twas great. Then we had Physics which was a different story, I learnt absolutely nothing. Mainly because our teacher didn't really set any work, just sort of sat on his laptop, occasionally insulting someone. Finally I had History where I got an essay back and discovered I had written an excellent essay but had forgotten to include any of the sources provenance, meaning I couldn't get higher than a D. Woops. Then that was me done for the day. So off I skipped all the way back home, well actually I got a lift, but the principle is still the same.


I was going to then talk about what I did when I got home, but I already did that earlier. Three cheers for non-chronological accounts of stuff.


Hip Hip....


Fine, don't join in, be anti-social, make me feel bad, I don't care. Hmph.


Good Bye 

Forever Alone

Good Evening You Strange Little People

No offence intended. You are strange in a rather lovely and awesome way, so don't take it as an insult because I did not intend it to be so. Just to clarify, I actually have no idea whether you are strange or not, I just thought that it would be a good way to start the blog. I'll just stop talking now and get on with the post.

Anyway, lets get my funk on.

* rustle rustle*

Right, it's on, lets do this. So today began with me sat alone on the school stage for about 10 minutes before anybody else arrived for me to hang with. FOREVER ALONE. To be honest it wasn't that bad, I just sat and browsed through everything that had happened on twitter over night. Thats the good thing about following people who live in America. They're always online.

You don't really care do you? Don't be polite. Tell  me if I'm being annoying.

In totally unrelated news. OMGSH An article in the Doctor Who Magazine said that during the first episode of the new series one of the companions is going to die. Total nerdgasm there. I mean, we already know how River Song dies and I think it would be a bit harsh to kill Rory again, so I think it may have to be Amy. Actually, I'm a bit disappointed that anybody has to die. Sad face.

I'll get back to real life now. So I woke up today to a bit of a cloudy start. Wasn't too bad until I went outside and discovered that it was bloody freezing. That wasn't too fun, but the world didn't stop turning and alas, I still had to go to school. I started off with double Biology which passed quite unremarkably. The I had a "Silent Study Period" which consisted of me achieving absolutely bugger all. Then I had a free where I bought some noms and then nommed said noms. My last period was Chemistry, but due to my teacher being ill, we had to have our other teacher covering us and, low and behold I actually learnt loads. So I'm kind of chuffed about that.

Anyway, I'm off to go and embark on a massive binge on my YouTube subscription box.

Good Night xxx

Happy Sad Face

Hey Ho People of The Interwebz

How are we all feeling this fine Monday evening?

So, that nasty time of the week has rolled around once again, bringing with it early mornings, school and a whole host of other vile and disgusting things. Nevertheless, that wasn't going to stop me rocking my life. So it started off with a fire bell during form time which wasn't too bad, just sort of stood in the playground for a bit. I don't really know why I'm telling you this, as anybody who has been to school ever, will have undoubtedly experienced the fire bell procedure. Still, just thought I'd clarify. That then led on to, but did not eat into, our double Physics lesson *sadface*. Surprisingly I think I managed to comprehend almost all of what was going on during out lesson *happyface* So that is a relatively new feeling in my Physics lessons, I guess that Quantum Physics and Electricity just aren't my thing. But give me some biological molecules and I can talk at length. I guess that has sorted my future career then.

Anyway, after a brief respite in the Sixth Form Centre, I plodded over to History, learning about the effect of the First World War on Britain's demographic and it's political landscape *superheaddesk*. Never mind about that though, because after that I got to go home and rave it up big style. Nah not really, I stayed home and did some homework, that just how I roll ladies. You better get used to it.

So I would tell you something interesting and productive that I did with my day, but unfortunately I did the grand total of sod-all. Sorry about that.

Good Night xxx

President Of The World

BOOO!!

I bet I scared you didn't I, your just too ashamed to say so. I am a very scary person when I want to be, I mean not in the conventional sense but scary nonetheless.

So last night I dun made a video.

I hope you enjoy.

Well today was Mothers Day and I hope you all spoilt your Mums rotten for having to put up with you lot. I mean you are seriously annoying sometimes. Nah, only joking. Your annoying all of the time...

But yes, I hope they all had a great day and all that jazz.

So I was thinking about trying to get away from the "This is what happened today" style of blogging but to be honest, I can never think of interesting stuff to talk about so it just sort of turns into a auto-biographical account of my life. Maybe one day when I'm big and famous as the President Of The World, I could publish my blog in a book and make millions from it. I think that would be commercially viable. What do you guys think about reading the auto-biography of the future ruler of the world for free, as it happens. You're so privileged. I'm just going to give you a few moments to think about how amazingly lucky you are.

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That enough time? Good, now back to basking in my ever-present glow. Right, so considering I woke up ridiculously early yesterday and went to sleep insanely late last night I was mahusively tired this morning even though I woke up at 11 o'clock. I got showered and dressed and stuff and then went out for lunch with the family for Mothers Day. We went to some little restaurant that opened in the courtyard of our town hall, it's very sort of modern and stylish with lots of bricks and metal stuff. I liked it. The food wasn't too shabby either, I had a rather nommy Tre Gusti pizza (Basically a meat feast, but like Italianised) and a cherry cheesecake. NOM. Then we went home and slouched out for the rest of the day, leading to me being sat here now.

Anyway, Waking The Dead is on in a moment so I think I'll leave you to your worshiping of my internet odyssey.

Good Night xxx

BEDA

AHHHH I NEARLY FORGOT TO WRITE A POST TONIGHT!!!!

AHHHH!!!!!

That would have meant that I wouldn't have completed BEDA (Blog Every Day in April). I've seen a lot of people on the internet making a massive deal about BEDA and saying it's going to make their lives oh so much more hectic. To be honest, I've been blogging pretty much every single day for over 152 days without my life getting too unvelievably hectic. However, I was thinking about doing VEDA (Vlog Every Day April) which would actually be challenging considering the amount of time it takes me to edit my videos and stuff. I decided not to this year, but I think I may do it next year instead.


I'm just going to give you a quick run-through of today because I'm very busy at the moment filming and editing a video almost simultaneously. So got up ridiculously early for a Saturday, stumbled into the shower and then into the car. After getting dressed that is, not just running naked out of my house and into the car. That would be weird. Why so? I hear you ask. Well, yesterday my brothers university broke up and everybody went home. Except him, he forgot to book a train ticket and then it was too expensive so I had to go down to Exeter with my parents to pick him up. We didn't stay long at his flat, just long enough for my Mum to completely clean his whole flat. Then we drove home again, stopping at two burger kings to find them both closed, before stooping down to McDonalds. That was literally my day all summed up.

Anyway, off to do some filming and stuff. Wow, that makes me seem really like a professional camera man, just to clear that up, I'm not, I'm just a teenage boy with a webcam that likes talking to himself.

Good Night xxx

Old Age Angry Birds

Hey Stranger

Happy April Fools Day I guess.

I'm not entirely sure why we have April Fools Day, it a bit of a half arsed attempt at making the drizzly time after winter and before summer vaguely interesting. To be honest, nothing much really gets done for it around here, but never mind.

That was actually quite a depressing start to a post wasn't it? Sorry about that, I'll try and make it funnier from here on out.

So I woke up today and went to school. Then I had some school and stuff. The highlight of that had to be terrifying a guy in our Biology class with some spiders we had in a petri dish. In his defense, the spiders were freakishly big. But nevertheless it was funny watching him cower at the back of the class room brandishing a chair at anybody who came near him. Some more stuff happened and then I got to go home. Which in itself wasn't particularly awesome, however the little old lady sat in front of me on the bus was awesome. The entire time I was on the bus, she was sat playing Angry Birds on her Iphone. I love old people who do amazing things like that. I've actually got quite a few stories like about people old people and public transport, but I'm saving those for a video which I should be filming right now. Nevermind eh?


I think it at that for now,

Good Night xxx