Forever Alone

Good Evening You Strange Little People

No offence intended. You are strange in a rather lovely and awesome way, so don't take it as an insult because I did not intend it to be so. Just to clarify, I actually have no idea whether you are strange or not, I just thought that it would be a good way to start the blog. I'll just stop talking now and get on with the post.

Anyway, lets get my funk on.

* rustle rustle*

Right, it's on, lets do this. So today began with me sat alone on the school stage for about 10 minutes before anybody else arrived for me to hang with. FOREVER ALONE. To be honest it wasn't that bad, I just sat and browsed through everything that had happened on twitter over night. Thats the good thing about following people who live in America. They're always online.

You don't really care do you? Don't be polite. Tell  me if I'm being annoying.

In totally unrelated news. OMGSH An article in the Doctor Who Magazine said that during the first episode of the new series one of the companions is going to die. Total nerdgasm there. I mean, we already know how River Song dies and I think it would be a bit harsh to kill Rory again, so I think it may have to be Amy. Actually, I'm a bit disappointed that anybody has to die. Sad face.

I'll get back to real life now. So I woke up today to a bit of a cloudy start. Wasn't too bad until I went outside and discovered that it was bloody freezing. That wasn't too fun, but the world didn't stop turning and alas, I still had to go to school. I started off with double Biology which passed quite unremarkably. The I had a "Silent Study Period" which consisted of me achieving absolutely bugger all. Then I had a free where I bought some noms and then nommed said noms. My last period was Chemistry, but due to my teacher being ill, we had to have our other teacher covering us and, low and behold I actually learnt loads. So I'm kind of chuffed about that.

Anyway, I'm off to go and embark on a massive binge on my YouTube subscription box.

Good Night xxx

Happy Sad Face

Hey Ho People of The Interwebz

How are we all feeling this fine Monday evening?

So, that nasty time of the week has rolled around once again, bringing with it early mornings, school and a whole host of other vile and disgusting things. Nevertheless, that wasn't going to stop me rocking my life. So it started off with a fire bell during form time which wasn't too bad, just sort of stood in the playground for a bit. I don't really know why I'm telling you this, as anybody who has been to school ever, will have undoubtedly experienced the fire bell procedure. Still, just thought I'd clarify. That then led on to, but did not eat into, our double Physics lesson *sadface*. Surprisingly I think I managed to comprehend almost all of what was going on during out lesson *happyface* So that is a relatively new feeling in my Physics lessons, I guess that Quantum Physics and Electricity just aren't my thing. But give me some biological molecules and I can talk at length. I guess that has sorted my future career then.

Anyway, after a brief respite in the Sixth Form Centre, I plodded over to History, learning about the effect of the First World War on Britain's demographic and it's political landscape *superheaddesk*. Never mind about that though, because after that I got to go home and rave it up big style. Nah not really, I stayed home and did some homework, that just how I roll ladies. You better get used to it.

So I would tell you something interesting and productive that I did with my day, but unfortunately I did the grand total of sod-all. Sorry about that.

Good Night xxx

President Of The World

BOOO!!

I bet I scared you didn't I, your just too ashamed to say so. I am a very scary person when I want to be, I mean not in the conventional sense but scary nonetheless.

So last night I dun made a video.

I hope you enjoy.

Well today was Mothers Day and I hope you all spoilt your Mums rotten for having to put up with you lot. I mean you are seriously annoying sometimes. Nah, only joking. Your annoying all of the time...

But yes, I hope they all had a great day and all that jazz.

So I was thinking about trying to get away from the "This is what happened today" style of blogging but to be honest, I can never think of interesting stuff to talk about so it just sort of turns into a auto-biographical account of my life. Maybe one day when I'm big and famous as the President Of The World, I could publish my blog in a book and make millions from it. I think that would be commercially viable. What do you guys think about reading the auto-biography of the future ruler of the world for free, as it happens. You're so privileged. I'm just going to give you a few moments to think about how amazingly lucky you are.

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That enough time? Good, now back to basking in my ever-present glow. Right, so considering I woke up ridiculously early yesterday and went to sleep insanely late last night I was mahusively tired this morning even though I woke up at 11 o'clock. I got showered and dressed and stuff and then went out for lunch with the family for Mothers Day. We went to some little restaurant that opened in the courtyard of our town hall, it's very sort of modern and stylish with lots of bricks and metal stuff. I liked it. The food wasn't too shabby either, I had a rather nommy Tre Gusti pizza (Basically a meat feast, but like Italianised) and a cherry cheesecake. NOM. Then we went home and slouched out for the rest of the day, leading to me being sat here now.

Anyway, Waking The Dead is on in a moment so I think I'll leave you to your worshiping of my internet odyssey.

Good Night xxx

BEDA

AHHHH I NEARLY FORGOT TO WRITE A POST TONIGHT!!!!

AHHHH!!!!!

That would have meant that I wouldn't have completed BEDA (Blog Every Day in April). I've seen a lot of people on the internet making a massive deal about BEDA and saying it's going to make their lives oh so much more hectic. To be honest, I've been blogging pretty much every single day for over 152 days without my life getting too unvelievably hectic. However, I was thinking about doing VEDA (Vlog Every Day April) which would actually be challenging considering the amount of time it takes me to edit my videos and stuff. I decided not to this year, but I think I may do it next year instead.


I'm just going to give you a quick run-through of today because I'm very busy at the moment filming and editing a video almost simultaneously. So got up ridiculously early for a Saturday, stumbled into the shower and then into the car. After getting dressed that is, not just running naked out of my house and into the car. That would be weird. Why so? I hear you ask. Well, yesterday my brothers university broke up and everybody went home. Except him, he forgot to book a train ticket and then it was too expensive so I had to go down to Exeter with my parents to pick him up. We didn't stay long at his flat, just long enough for my Mum to completely clean his whole flat. Then we drove home again, stopping at two burger kings to find them both closed, before stooping down to McDonalds. That was literally my day all summed up.

Anyway, off to do some filming and stuff. Wow, that makes me seem really like a professional camera man, just to clear that up, I'm not, I'm just a teenage boy with a webcam that likes talking to himself.

Good Night xxx

Old Age Angry Birds

Hey Stranger

Happy April Fools Day I guess.

I'm not entirely sure why we have April Fools Day, it a bit of a half arsed attempt at making the drizzly time after winter and before summer vaguely interesting. To be honest, nothing much really gets done for it around here, but never mind.

That was actually quite a depressing start to a post wasn't it? Sorry about that, I'll try and make it funnier from here on out.

So I woke up today and went to school. Then I had some school and stuff. The highlight of that had to be terrifying a guy in our Biology class with some spiders we had in a petri dish. In his defense, the spiders were freakishly big. But nevertheless it was funny watching him cower at the back of the class room brandishing a chair at anybody who came near him. Some more stuff happened and then I got to go home. Which in itself wasn't particularly awesome, however the little old lady sat in front of me on the bus was awesome. The entire time I was on the bus, she was sat playing Angry Birds on her Iphone. I love old people who do amazing things like that. I've actually got quite a few stories like about people old people and public transport, but I'm saving those for a video which I should be filming right now. Nevermind eh?


I think it at that for now,

Good Night xxx

A Glitch In The Matrix

Howdy Partners

Eurgh, it feels like Friday today, even though its only Thursday which kinda sucks. I was looking forward to sleeping loads over the weekend. Loads of people have actually said it felt like Friday today, perhaps it was actually Friday and everybody had just gotten it wrong, but subconsciously we all knew it was indeed Friday, hence the feeling of it being Friday? Who knows, maybe it was just a glitch in the Matrix.

Back to today, whichever day it indeed turns out to be. I started off with everything being waay too loud and waay too bright. I have no idea why, my brain just decided it was going to make my ears and eyes super sensitive. I suppose on the plus side I could have passed it off as a brief period of having super powers, I would be an awesome super hero. I think my arch nemesis would be the evil Dr Bedman, who has the power to make anybody super tired and unable to get out of bed. Actually, super sensitive eyesight and sound-sight? would mean I would never be able to beat Dr Bedman. Hmph, what a conundrum.

Wow, that was really off topic.

But yes, today started with me grumbling out of bed and into school, not immediately by the way. There was a gap of about 2 hours between the two. Just thought I'd clear that up. So yes, school started learning about electron beams and such in Physics. Finally some quantum physics that I actually understand. Then I had a Chemistry practical exam which went brilliantly. Well, I think it went well, to be honest it could have gone atrociously and I would never know.Well actually, I will know next week at some point. But yes, then I had a free, during which I went to Sainsburys, bought some food, ate said food, learnt about awkward animals and awkward flags. Then we had History which was interrupted by a fire bell. I do love the fact that the further you progress through the school, the more you begin to resent fire bells.

Year Seven: "Wooooo, we get ten minutes out of lessons to run around and be annoying"
Year Eight: "Awesome a fire bell, less time in lesson"
Year Nine "Cool"
Year Ten " Thank God for that bell, I haven't done my homework"
Year Eleven "Oh bloody hell"
Sixth Form "Miss, do we have to go? It effort"

I hope you enjoyed my massive stereotyping of our school years.

Good Night xxx

BLOGACHU I CHOOSE YOU!

BLOGACHU I CHOOSE YOU!

Blogachu used blog. It was super effective!

I'll just leave you for a few moments as you regress back into your childhood and remember the good times that were Pokemon.

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Finished yet? Good. Now lets get back to business. I woke up today feeling pretty rubbishy again, but because I said I was feeling OK last night, my Mum said I still had to go to school. So I got to school and sat in the hall nattering for a bit. Then I went to form to discover that my form tutor was off today. SUCCESS. She's actually not that bad just a tad pushy. Our Chemistry teacher was actually off as well which made my spider senses start tingling. Lesbian affair much? Actually no that's gross, their both in their fifties. Eew I creeped myself out. Lets change the subject.

We did sod all during our chemistry lesson, not doing to cover work. Then I had History learning about the economy of Britain during the First World War *head-desk*. Woo Silent Study Periods make my life so much better. Actually today's wasn't so bad, seeing as our tutor wasn't in so it wasn't silent and very little studying was done. There was a tap based water fight and a foam pig being launched across the room. That was fun. Then we had Physics which made almost no sense, no change there then. I'm so going to fail my exam so hard. Never mind if all else fails I can always sell some organs or something.

So that was my day, but enough about me, how have you been?

No seriously I'd like to know, use one of the links over there ---> to tell me.

Good Night xxx